Sunday, 17 June 2018

Racers... Start Your Engines!


"It's sure been a thrilling season of Gaslands Quade, but this is what it's all come down to. The final Deathraces fought across separate zones to decide out winner and who walks away with the Pissed-On Cup and potentially their freedom as well. Those super-flashy cars sponsored by Yuri Miyazaki have been the ones to chase but lurking on the fringes, Team Slime has been racking up the wins. The Warden has been blowing up crims left and right which sure gets the crowds amped up, but have they got enough grenades in the glovebox for this one...."

"Let's head down to the arenas at watch the thrilling conclusion to Gaslands, Season 1!"



And so, with 80 cans each, the racers (and a ring-in) from this season of Gaslands at TCOW made ready to do battle. With that many cans and that many players, we needed to have 2 arenas or we'd still be there.

The monster trucks on Arena 2 would certainly play a massive part in what would occur and from what we saw between them and a nitro-laden buggy, carnage ensued from the start line...




So much carnage....

Arena 1 wasn't without its own spectacle though, again, monster truck and grenade-filled buggy doing the damage...



And from there, the racing really started.... the stunt-driving shenanigans of the Miyazaki crews meant that they had targets painted on the from the get-go and needed all their skill (and some jammy fucking die rolls) to get ahead.


Rainbow Dash speeds ahead...


While Blue lays down glue to shake off pursuit.

I'll add a few more action shots now...




This was the crowd-favourite moment where the pick-up, through an amazing feat of driving (actually, more luck than anything) managed a swerve to thread the needle between the container and the gate. Unbelievable!!!


Before the Monster Trucks arrived...




Na na na na na na na na......GASLANDS!!!!





The pick-up attempting to cut off the lead Miyazaki car.





And then, the power-slide across the finish...

But, there can only be one winner for Gaslands, Season 1 at TCOW...


Molly and Team Anarchy take the win!


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